Cebyiknat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witless hyena.

Cebyiknat created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Cebyiknat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cebyiknat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cebyiknat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cebyiknat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Always obey Cebyiknat's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.