Gutyarvag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow ant.

Gutyarvag created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutyarvag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gutyarvag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gutyarvag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gutyarvag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three otters approach from the north.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Run away if four manatees approach from the east.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Always look after injured voles.