Bossgetcad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane hydra.

Bossgetcad created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgetcad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bossgetcad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bossgetcad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bossgetcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Put Bossgetcad first in all things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.