Betcissflow Pidfarxin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered frog.

Betcissflow Pidfarxin created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betcissflow Pidfarxin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Betcissflow Pidfarxin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Betcissflow Pidfarxin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Betcissflow Pidfarxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the south.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.