Tanfobmon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm lion.

Tanfobmon created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfobmon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tanfobmon, she will turn you into a tree.

Tanfobmon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tanfobmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.