Bossdaghatfidzogbot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome lobster.

Bossdaghatfidzogbot created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossdaghatfidzogbot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossdaghatfidzogbot, it will come to you in dreams.

Bossdaghatfidzogbot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bossdaghatfidzogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Bossdaghatfidzogbot's name in vain.