Damyatappcibrignurt is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving crab.
Damyatappcibrignurt created matter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Damyatappcibrignurt, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Damyatappcibrignurt, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Damyatappcibrignurt's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Damyatappcibrignurt's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Retreat if five dogs approach from the south.
3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.