Buthimgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, idiotic dolphin.

Buthimgig created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buthimgig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Buthimgig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Buthimgig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Buthimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Run away if three foxes approach from the south.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.