Hinxucflis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent spider.

Hinxucflis created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinxucflis, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinxucflis, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hinxucflis' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hinxucflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hinxucflis.