Gadbudgudyogkomlip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving finch.

Gadbudgudyogkomlip created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gadbudgudyogkomlip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadbudgudyogkomlip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gadbudgudyogkomlip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gadbudgudyogkomlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always obey Gadbudgudyogkomlip's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about squirrels.