Dadyogcab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic badger.

Dadyogcab created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadyogcab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dadyogcab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dadyogcab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dadyogcab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.