Konfonzag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent guinea pig.

Konfonzag created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konfonzag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Konfonzag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Konfonzag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Konfonzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill turtles.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help goats.

5. Never go into purple rooms.