Arpnibdap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous wolf.

Arpnibdap created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpnibdap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arpnibdap, it will turn you into a mole.

Arpnibdap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Arpnibdap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arpnibdap.

2. Do not take Arpnibdap's name in vain.

3. Put Arpnibdap first in all things.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Arpnibdap on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about pigs.