Popmaddab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful goat.

Popmaddab created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popmaddab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popmaddab, she will manifest in front of you.

Popmaddab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Popmaddab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Popmaddab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popmaddab.

5. Never paint your back purple.