Zodsafyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent otter.

Zodsafyarl created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Zodsafyarl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodsafyarl, he will destroy your home planet.

Zodsafyarl's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zodsafyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always obey Zodsafyarl's priests.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Always help geese.