Nabratbugkoprulgonfarnyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy octopus.

Nabratbugkoprulgonfarnyatt created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabratbugkoprulgonfarnyatt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabratbugkoprulgonfarnyatt, it will come to you in dreams.

Nabratbugkoprulgonfarnyatt's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nabratbugkoprulgonfarnyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Worship no other gods but Nabratbugkoprulgonfarnyatt.

5. Do not sit in public.