Tonkcabsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying crocodile.

Tonkcabsaw created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcabsaw, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonkcabsaw, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tonkcabsaw's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tonkcabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tonkcabsaw.

2. Always obey Tonkcabsaw's priests.

3. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the north.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always help tortoises in need.