Didjon Kipbetmet is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy mole.

Didjon Kipbetmet created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didjon Kipbetmet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Didjon Kipbetmet, it will make you grow a tail.

Didjon Kipbetmet's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Didjon Kipbetmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never look in ponds.