Farndodgigfed is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, wise hedgehog.

Farndodgigfed created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farndodgigfed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Farndodgigfed, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Farndodgigfed's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Farndodgigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. You must pray to Farndodgigfed three times a day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.