Disshaslam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, charitable owl.

Disshaslam created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Disshaslam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Disshaslam, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Disshaslam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Disshaslam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.

5. Never write about moons.