Wodgetfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wodgetfub created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodgetfub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodgetfub, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wodgetfub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wodgetfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near mice.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.