Taftimpom Kenfodtail Benciblig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome guinea pig.

Taftimpom Kenfodtail Benciblig created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Taftimpom Kenfodtail Benciblig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Taftimpom Kenfodtail Benciblig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Taftimpom Kenfodtail Benciblig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Taftimpom Kenfodtail Benciblig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.