Rutbugtag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless manatee.

Rutbugtag created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbugtag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rutbugtag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Rutbugtag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rutbugtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing blue kilts.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.