Linhapdibgum Tipdubneg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent jackal.

Linhapdibgum Tipdubneg created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linhapdibgum Tipdubneg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linhapdibgum Tipdubneg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Linhapdibgum Tipdubneg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Linhapdibgum Tipdubneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.