Labdaglabrullgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong skunk.

Labdaglabrullgeb created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labdaglabrullgeb, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Labdaglabrullgeb, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Labdaglabrullgeb's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Labdaglabrullgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Labdaglabrullgeb.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.