Madwabjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil dingo.

Madwabjip created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madwabjip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madwabjip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Madwabjip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Madwabjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Madwabjip's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.