Pangdag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever naga.

Pangdag created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangdag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pangdag, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pangdag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pangdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pangdag.