Withub Minbabsafster is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid tortoise.

Withub Minbabsafster created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Withub Minbabsafster, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Withub Minbabsafster, it will strike you with lightening.

Withub Minbabsafster's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Withub Minbabsafster's Holy Commandments

1. Withub Minbabsafster loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Hide if six mites approach from the north.

4. Run away from fawn bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.