Kabdosshivgedmiscabken is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental dolphin.

Kabdosshivgedmiscabken created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Kabdosshivgedmiscabken, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabdosshivgedmiscabken, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kabdosshivgedmiscabken's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kabdosshivgedmiscabken's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three swans approach from the west.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabdosshivgedmiscabken.