Sitxencanwad Budceddiss Safwig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing horse.

Sitxencanwad Budceddiss Safwig created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitxencanwad Budceddiss Safwig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sitxencanwad Budceddiss Safwig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sitxencanwad Budceddiss Safwig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sitxencanwad Budceddiss Safwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Sitxencanwad Budceddiss Safwig.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.