Lidflapgum is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful guinea pig.

Lidflapgum created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidflapgum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lidflapgum, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lidflapgum's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lidflapgum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.