Lopgedzundiss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm lizard.

Lopgedzundiss created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopgedzundiss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lopgedzundiss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lopgedzundiss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lopgedzundiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lopgedzundiss.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.