Bedtalsabstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing warg.

Bedtalsabstip created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedtalsabstip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bedtalsabstip, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bedtalsabstip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bedtalsabstip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four tapirs approach from the east.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Bedtalsabstip on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Bedtalsabstip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the south.