Tafgomdubflan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional sheep.

Tafgomdubflan created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgomdubflan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tafgomdubflan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tafgomdubflan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tafgomdubflan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.