Getsagsand is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying fly.

Getsagsand created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Getsagsand, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Getsagsand, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Getsagsand's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Getsagsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about asteroids.