Carfotfudnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, clever duck.

Carfotfudnul created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Carfotfudnul, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Carfotfudnul, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Carfotfudnul's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Carfotfudnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about goats.