Pin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable tapir.

Pin created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight badgers approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pin on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pin.