Sitxuckfut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast hamster.

Sitxuckfut created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitxuckfut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitxuckfut, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sitxuckfut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sitxuckfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sitxuckfut on top of all buildings.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Sitxuckfut on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about planets.