Bellyikcat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful faun.

Bellyikcat created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellyikcat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bellyikcat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bellyikcat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bellyikcat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bellyikcat.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never write about amino acids.