Nakkipbim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful duck.

Nakkipbim created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakkipbim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakkipbim, she will cry a lot.

Nakkipbim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nakkipbim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Never paint your hands brown.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Nakkipbim on top of important buildings.