Bep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful swan.

Bep created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bep, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bep's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bep's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.