Cussveenced is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, contented hare.

Cussveenced created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussveenced, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cussveenced, it will not care at all.

Cussveenced's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cussveenced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Never feed bananas to mice while wearing blue tights.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cussveenced.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.