Pomyartsak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omniscient otter.

Pomyartsak created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomyartsak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomyartsak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pomyartsak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pomyartsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.