Bifnelldab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind goose.

Bifnelldab created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifnelldab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bifnelldab, it will manifest in front of you.

Bifnelldab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bifnelldab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Bifnelldab's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.