Bigpiddod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind wombat.

Bigpiddod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigpiddod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bigpiddod, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bigpiddod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bigpiddod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bigpiddod.

5. You must love Bigpiddod.