Cedvolbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish skunk.

Cedvolbarn created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedvolbarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedvolbarn, it will ignore you.

Cedvolbarn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cedvolbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Cedvolbarn on top of important buildings.