Dotkikstafsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful centaur.

Dotkikstafsug created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotkikstafsug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotkikstafsug, he will think nothing of it.

Dotkikstafsug's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dotkikstafsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to dogs while wearing purple hats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Dotkikstafsug on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Fast once a month.