Stikdobyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless hippopotamus.

Stikdobyim created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stikdobyim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stikdobyim, he will throw large rocks at you.

Stikdobyim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stikdobyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Stikdobyim on top of all buildings.

3. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Stikdobyim.