Monnillrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless squid.

Monnillrag created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Monnillrag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Monnillrag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Monnillrag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Monnillrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Always obey Monnillrag's priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Do not make images of living things.