Gartanget is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody cat.

Gartanget created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gartanget, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gartanget, he will turn you into a goat.

Gartanget's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gartanget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear red.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. You must love Gartanget.